January 2012
December 2011
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oh
and i’m really sad that alana wont get to be my first kiss of the new year considering shes 1200 miles away :l
today
i’m gonna go to the giant antique mall with my cousins (if they ever get up/ready)
i’m gonna buy lots of alcohol and holli and i are gonna make a pitcher of baltimore zoo and a pitcher of sangria.
we’re going to my aunts for new years eve and getting asian eyed.
the end.
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
omg
It's good to be home
I’m smoking a cigarette and enjoying some keurig apple cider.
Dads making breffus (bacon, eggs, and potatos o’brien)
Tonight is my hello/goodbye party. And were gonna have so much food.
Bbq, cocktail weenies, chili cheese dip, chips and dip, chocolate meringue pie, truffles, and idk what else.
Also, I think dads taking me shooting after breffus.
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omg what is wrong with my family
our christmas presents included guns, knives, and tasers.
my sister and i got pink tasers.
i also got a ukulele.
omg i am not ready to fly
but i am so so so fucking lucky to have my almost family. alana and her dad are taking lolla and me to the airport.
im really anxious and i cant breathe.
and omg im gonna miss alana.
butthurt city
population: me
nothingperhaps replied to your post: note to self
But naked baking is the stuff that dreams are made of.
are burns sexy, then?
note to self
wear more clothes when baking.
hot chocolate pie filling does not feel good on your tummy.
its 1 am
and i hate making meringue. and my chocolate wont thicken up. but at least it tastes like melted chocolate ice cream.
i’m ready to go see alana now :l
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can this count as my favorite christmas song?
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its only christmas eve
and its already been a really nice christmas so far.
last night after work i went to alana’s and i hung out with her mom. which included drinking pina coladas, smoking, and talking.
then i kinda accidentally stayed the night at her house because i fell asleep. but her parents weren’t mad and we got up early and we got donuts and kolaches.
oh, and my mom was gonna get me a bed for...
a-t-l-i-e-n asked: aw youre fuckin adorableee :)
Ask me
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
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not that anyone asked my opinion
but if you find my girlfriend or me on adorablelesbiancouples, dont you think its kinda rude to hit on one of us? i mean, were both obviously taken.
unless you found her on texas lesbians. in that case, its a little more understandable i suppose.
oh, also
i really need to learn how to keep my big mouth shut.
i hate what a scaredy cat you make me
i used to act so impulsively.
but you scare me to death.